What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works