Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.