Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!