Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...