What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.