What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?