What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's