How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.