What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.