What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil