What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.