What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks