What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.