What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism