What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.