What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.