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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
He got a taste of religion.
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Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Not Islam
Mooslim
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
the republican presidential candidates.
The balls drop.
He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
The black one always dies first.
One's a tragic Mick...
Head.
A non-prophet organization.
Because he had low ELFesteem
A Giving Christmas Tree
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
He said, "do we now "
A: Lettuce pray
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Upper U.S.
