Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.
They both work with crust.
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Christian Bale.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
They have a sad history of not finishing off races.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
They're full of acidic juice.
Put him in a synagogue.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
