What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.