What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays