What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas