What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.