What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections