What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.