How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.