What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.