How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train