What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80