What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.