What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys