When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"