What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!