Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

Blonde Brain Cell Jokes More Blonde Brain Cell Jokes

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.