Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?