What do you call a women with one leg?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene