Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs