Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!