Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
You have to chew before you swallow!
Cause she was a woman
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Garibaldi
Because it's sham poo.
Olive oil.
Nostrildamus
They might trip on the string.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.