Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.