How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!