How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...