What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!