What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!