What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.