What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!