What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.