What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!