What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What's the best thing about twenty-two year olds?

There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!