What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.