What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.