What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.