What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.