Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!