What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!