Because his nuts were in his neck!
An alligator.
Jose and Hose B
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
One with a cemetery plot.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
