What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.