What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.