Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs