I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Allahu Ackbar!**
Turn on their windshield vipers.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Me: I love you.
Because they can't reach the top shelf.
The rest of your life.
Now, I tweet them
When they're going cheap !
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Bike carbonate of soda !
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
Cher-No-Bill
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
A rootabaga.
