What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!