What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)