What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes