What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!