What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do you call an Irish phone technician who's always calling in sick?

Crock o'Dial.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)