What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake