What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.