What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.