Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Snow White's cherry.