You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
They all die when they turn aidy.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everybody hates Pilipinos.