What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.