What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.