What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.